don't fret about your new job. it will be fun. i was a waitress for awhile. it was intoxicating. you learn how to manipulate people to get better tips. :P
for example, take advantage of an older man who keeps looking at your ass. be very flirtacious and sweet. and call him "hun" and "sweetie" alot. always make sure everything is okay for him.. "do ya need another refill, sweetie?" bounce your ass as you walk away and wink and smile alot. in return, you'll have a very nice tip. :P
you won't be homeless and you won't have to eat your fish. if it gets to that point you can come stay with me.
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for example, take advantage of an older man who keeps looking at your ass. be very flirtacious and sweet. and call him "hun" and "sweetie" alot. always make sure everything is okay for him.. "do ya need another refill, sweetie?" bounce your ass as you walk away and wink and smile alot. in return, you'll have a very nice tip. :P
you won't be homeless and you won't have to eat your fish. if it gets to that point you can come stay with me.
*hugs* best of luck at joe's.
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awesome gesture for the future homeless girl here. thats great. thanks!
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