After reading the best guide on creating a character ever, I remember this funny story:

[my_lj_sucks]

Man, I remember on Morrowind, I was standing in this store, and I stole something, so the owner attacked me with his weak little stick, and I was like, well, he cant kill me, and it levels up my armor and block, so I left it going and made some food (I rarely eat during playing.) So I come back, only to see the fool broke his stick on my shield.

Comments

[disease_dee]

yes, im sure sticks pleasure you a lot

:D

<3

[b_radizzle]

yeah, you are pretty damn fat...where were you in drafting today whore?