You're the one who's always chokin' Trojan. You're the one who's always bruised and broken.
Stolen from stndrddeviant:
1. Is your second toe longer than your first?
They're about equal, I think
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
Yes! This crazy Korean brand of pen, apparently called "DDaggai"?
3. Look at your planner for Sept 14, what are you doing?
Well, it was a couple weeks ago, but I don't know that there was anything special going on the day...
4. What color are your toenails usually?
The natural pink of toe-nails?
5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
I don't really highlight. I did some under-lining in a classics article by Kevin Clinton the other night, though.
6. What color are your bedroom curtains?
We have blinds... and they're white. At home I have brown curtains, though.
7. What color are the seats in your car?
um Gray? Or something?
8. Have you ever had a black and white kitty?
Nope
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
Letters to Wendy and Matt
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
Nope?
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
Uhm... Pub lunch.
12. Whose is the last baby that you held?
I don't know. My Aunt Brenda's, probably.
13. Unlucky #?
I don't really have one?
14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
Yeah, I guess it's ok...
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
A blue Toyota Camry :)
16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators?
Um couldn't care less?
17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
I feel like 5 or 6 years ago.
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
Not that I know of...
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?
A pack of post-its...
20. Last person to give you a business card?
Adam at work... for his church...
21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
Chris I think
22. Closest framed picture to you?
None here.
23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
Pattie made me a pizza-garden-burger the other night... and vegetarian burritos...
24. Have you ever applied for welfare?
Nope
25. How many emails do you have?
299
26. Last time you received flowers?
Plural? Ummm August 2005. Singular? King Richard's Faire (so, either earlier this month, or late last month)
27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman?
No
28. Do you play air guitar?
Indeed I do...
29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?
Um. Not really? I mean, sort of, but I don't think it counted?
30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
Lately, Equal and vanilla Coffeemate
31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?
Uh... what?
32. What is/was your high school's rival mascot?
I dunno... Didn't follow that shit.
33. Last person you spoke to from high school?
Pam
34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
When I visited my grandmother at the hospital after her gastric bypass... September 28th or something like that?
35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?
Sure
36. What color are the blinds in your living room?
I dunno white I suppose?
38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
The Headline "Biker hit during Safety Week"
39. What was the last pageant you attended?
N/A
40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Club Passim
41. Have you ever worn a crown?
Had a tiara on my 21st....
42. What is the last thing you stapled?
A process packet for this guy named Wayne who wandered in here asking me for info... freak...
43. Did you ever drink Crystal Pepsi?
Yes!
44. Are you ticklish?
Yes indeed
45. Last time you saw fireworks?
4th of July
46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
Oh man. I feel like freshman year of college, at the Pru before they shut that shit down... bastards!
47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned it?
Chris?
48. Last time you parked under a carport?
Never?
49. Do you have a black dog?
Shelby is mostly black
50. Have you had your mid life crisis yet?
No
51. Are you an aunt or uncle?
No
52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
Chris
53. What is your default cell phone ring?
The second verse of "We Looked Like Giants" by Death Cab For Cutie
54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? Like Cats in the Cradle?
Er, no?
55. Do you have a little black dress?
Yes