She's say that they're all dead. She tried the last one on, it couldn't speak, fell off,

[my_london_sun]

The song that's currently playing, "Desperate Andy," has been in my head the second I wake up, for the last two days. Weird, huh? I think so

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[earfork]

Asians have sideways vaginae. (I thought that was a fairly wide-spread and well known stereotype.)

Also, yes, why wouldn't we piss? I mean Your (Well not your, but you know) junk is already out there, might as well make the best of it. I would think it would be odder for someone to, say, piss standing up then sit down and shit.

[my_london_sun]

Oh I dunno I was just making fun of my dad for peeing sitting down. Don't you have to like... push your junk down below the surface of the seat, though? And doesn't that skeeve you out a little?? It would skeeve me out.

And I thought the Chinese (or Asians in general) had like, three vaginae? I'm confused! Thank you for answering my survey :D

[placeboweek]

I've heard of men doing that, although if I were a guy, I'd be worried that pee would get everywhere. And doesn't everybody wipe from behind when they poop?

I have it from a reliable source that women with very dark skin tone have purple vaginas. :)

[my_london_sun]

0_0 really?? Purple vaginas? Holy shit!

Also, I wipe from the front, but not towards the front (of course!)

[placeboweek]

That's what I've heard. :) Not like Barney the Dinosaur purple, of course. More of a dark reddish-purple. Must be a difference in pigment.

[my_london_sun]

Wow... I mean I like the color purple and all but... that creeps me out. No offense, dark ladies :)

[wowzerz_its_ola]

wow this comment feels out of place, but no no it's fine no worries. :D

[old_college_try]

Well my asian is rather well endowed so I don't know about that - but I heard indian asians have small ones and they are having to make special condoms for it - but that could be rumor

And that's weird about the sitting down piss thing

And I think maybe I wipe from the back but I didn't see the demonstration but it's hard to say - because I thought if you wipe from the front all the shit (ha! funny) moves closer to a woman's vag and it's bad - but yea... ok now that we all know

[my_london_sun]

well like I said up there - I wipe from the front, but wipe towards my butt, not towards my "vag" ;)

I heard that about Thailand, too - the tiny condom thing. And Germany. Hmm. Never heard it about the Indians but that does not mean it is not so! Thanks for the input :D