Now children...

[my_machine]

I've never heard anyone talk about why we have pubes and I figured it out. See, men have pheromones in their piss, so it's perfectly normal when a little piss dribbles out your wang after you're done bleeding the rat, and this piss dries in your pubes and when you get active (hot), it releases these pheromones that attract the opposite sex; women.

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[ctrlx]

Uhh... actually, you have pubes becuase body hair was evolved (or whatever) in the most important places to keep warm: head (brain), chest (heart), armpits (lungs, via a gap in your ribs) and pubes (for the goods).
Yours is cooler though.

[my_machine]

"Well, actually..."
*punches you in the arm*

[ctrlx]

Haha yeh I know that was on purpose.... ACTUALLY.