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[my_muffin_top]

Uhm, excuse me?

Helloooooo? Is this thing on?

[clears her throat and pauses, then puts on her best "general tantrum" voice]

Can somebody please tell me what's going on around here!? Yeah ok, there's scary monsters everywhere - I get that. But where is, like, the army and stuff? I mean, I've always supported the troops, why aren't they here

Comments

[wantedtosaythat]

Celebrity service line...? One of those exists?

[my_muffin_top]

Well apparently it turns out that it doesn't. But it certainly should.

[wantedtosaythat]

That seems kind of unfair. What about the rest of us?

[my_muffin_top]

Well you'd have the regular line, right?

Plus, actors are important! If it weren't for actors and TV what would single people do on weekends?