-i saw your mom on channel 7, and when i changed to channel 25 you could still see her ass sticking out ( Read more... )

i searched "your mom" on google images and this came up

i am currently at school.
i am currently updating.
i am currently a nerd.

and you may have noticed that i do indeed change my icon quite frequently and i feel that i should inform you all that now lj offers us the option of having not just THREE icons uploaded at one time, but SIX! hell yes bitches, six icons at a time. what now?

dude, your mom is so fat, the scale says "to be continued"

mah humps,
mah humps,
my lovely lady lumps!

i am a turd.

1. when you're supposed to say your name in your cell phone message noah says "if we're all God's children, what's so special about jesus?" HILARIOUS ( Read more... )

ya know that hole they always talk about? the black one in your heart?

well it's there.
now maybe we can fill it for each other...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATHERINE NORA DUFFY AND JOHN SOMETHING-WITH-A-D GT!!!!!!!!!

i feel real gross right now.
do you guys ever have those times? like, where you feel nasty and whatnot? i do.

( and the survey says.... )