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[my_plasticjesus]

This drunk guy I've never seen before just threw up all over my dorm room door.
And then Drunk Stranger Girl goes, "Hey, why's there french fries all in it?"
(Now I'm just taking a wild guess here, but maybe because...)

If I wasn't done here in less than a week, I'd probably be pretty aggravated.

Comments

[seagrapeleaves]

where's m'letter, m'love?

[my_plasticjesus]

It'll be there on your birthday, (if I send it out on the right day) :D :D :D

[anonymous]

i say you should have hit him in the face, and theng rabbed him by the back of the head and rub his face in his own vomit.

you got to teach these kids a lesson; there are consequences for puking on someone elses property.

andy, give me a call. it's my birthday today and you need to come to columbus and hang out with me this saturday. i'll get you drunk.

[my_plasticjesus]

Sally?