Firstly, your subject is very funny. Tom Ritchie is his name, Lauren Whitehead is hers, and yes James does ooze sex, he is a very sexual and lovely guy. Great dancer also, and I loves him. it went good! yay! x
I thought there was a funky smell in the air. So sex is what it was... Hmm. It's odd. Why don't men actually on the market ooze sex? Maybe they should start doing it in a spray or something.
And yes, the subject is funny. It's so easy to mock the poor seals.
"If you take a seal and hit it very hard in the face every day for six weeks, you MAY turn it into a rather fetching hat." - Chris Morris, 1990-something.
Indeed. I have never been so glad to be sitting behind Mr French. Darius was drenched. Poor guy looked like something out of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Well done well done well done! *Inserts pipe, drains away all enthusiasm that could be mistaken for patronisation* ... Well done.
I just saw a gaping throat and a mini tidal wave flinging out across the unfortunates... Then people gasping and going "urg..." ... Not really much more entertainment you can generate from a routine throat slitting. ;)
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And yes, the subject is funny. It's so easy to mock the poor seals.
"If you take a seal and hit it very hard in the face every day for six weeks, you MAY turn it into a rather fetching hat." - Chris Morris, 1990-something.
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A conservative in our midst??
*Gets out torch and pitchfork...*
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Well done well done well done! *Inserts pipe, drains away all enthusiasm that could be mistaken for patronisation* ... Well done.
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