Brother, can you spare a dime?

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I am single and broke. I got my drink spiked on Friday. My mum found weed that wasn't actually mine in my jeans the next morning. I stepped in a scalding hot cup of tea, and then on my cactus. A can of soup fell on my head. I pulled off a hangnail and it shredded halfway down my thumb. My prescription for my contacts has changed, so I'm getting a

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What soup?

Boom boom, crash.