Did you know that I am semi-retarded? I swallowed fish food once because I was convinced that I'd magically transform into a fish, or maybe perhaps become a flake of fish food. The fire in my pants is often too blinding for me to look it in the mirror. I need to wear sunglasses when I am running around naked because I don't want to catch the glare
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