MEME: Texts From Last Night

[teh_mods]

1. Go to the Texts From Last Night site, do a search, and then tag your pup into this post with a funny text that could apply to them. (There is a good example here. The font there is Courier New, if you want to use it.)

2. Comment to other pups IC with texts that could have been sent to them. Have whole conversations if you like!

It's become

Comments

[broken_brushes]

(+44): I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.

[noonelaughed]

(540): all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes

[well_yeah_but]

(303): you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.

(303): and I must say, you were very persuasive

[wearestars]

(418): You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"

[eldest_king]

(404): hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??

[sciencefact]

(61): Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed