Writer's Block: A.A. Milne

[my_soul_onpaper]

Of course, Eeyore.  Can you imagine being trapped in an elevator with a fucking enthusiastic tigger bouncing around and talking about the wonderful thing about tiggers?  Shit, it would take me less then ten minutes to grab that things' tail and crack its skull against the steel door.  Dammit!  At least with Eeyore you can empathize about the shitty

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I agree...

[anonymous]

I can completely agree with you there. I mean, who in their right mind would want to be stuck in an elevator from which there is no escape with a bouncing optimist, especially if you had just gotten to work for the morning and hadn't had time for coffee or a cigarette? I would definitely have to kill a motherfucker. With Eeyore, at the very least you can feel better about your own shitty problems because you know that there is someone out there who has it much worse than you, or at least has a worse outlook on it than you do. And by pinning Eeyore's tail back on should it happen to fall off, you not only feel better about doing a good deed which brings you better karma, you get to play pin the tail on the donkey, and who doesn't like a good game of that? Lol just wanted to drop you a comment now that I actually have time to do so and now that I realized that i'm a dumbass and could all along. Be careless beautiful.
Josh