What Do I Look Like? The Wizard Of Oz? You Need A Brain? You Need A Heart? Go Ahead. Take Mine.
OK, I lied.
I've just finished reading (or more like flipping through) Breaking Dawn.
And now all I want to do is to pretend that I never did it.
Slightly spoilerish review: really really really long and poorly written babyfic, with scary plot twist stolen from some eleven years old Edward/Bella shipper who hates Jake more than anything else in the world.
Non-spoilerish review: the most stupid thing ever written.
I still hope that czech translation will make it a little more readable, but still...it's not like they can change the whole plot, right?
Oh Twilight, why did I have to fall in love with you?
I've just finished reading (or more like flipping through) Breaking Dawn.
And now all I want to do is to pretend that I never did it.
Slightly spoilerish review: really really really long and poorly written babyfic, with scary plot twist stolen from some eleven years old Edward/Bella shipper who hates Jake more than anything else in the world.
Non-spoilerish review: the most stupid thing ever written.
I still hope that czech translation will make it a little more readable, but still...it's not like they can change the whole plot, right?
Oh Twilight, why did I have to fall in love with you?