Ive had this craving for days... so I went to the grocery store and bought a roasted chicken and I'm eating it with my hands... I don't think it was what I was realy craving though as I still feel like something is missing

I kind of wish I didn't live 2 blocks away from The Spicy Pickle.... I'm addicted to the southside panini with horseradish mayo

One of my co-workers compared the 'twilight' phenomenom veiling pro-life and abstinence only sexual education to R.L Stein's novels.

I wanted to rip her throat out I was so angry :( R.L Stein is responsible for many of my childhood sleepless nights and nightmares.. Twilight is just mormon...wannabe trashy novel

Would you be able to have physical relations with someone who didn't have a belly button?

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dude I would so get thie coffee table book if I had a coffee table... or a couch..

But Seriously, why didn't I think of this?

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I don't know why I have this stupid.. prejudice but I think its weird that the only worthwhile national
newspaper is the christian science monitor.

And I decided if I was a woman, I'd want to look like The Lady Tigra


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I know its rather exploitive of southern culture, but I love this tv series.

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and omg fuck fuck fuck in episode two, one of the songs played is 'Girls' by Eleni Mandell

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Today when I went to buy cigarettes and a lighter at the market near my house I saw Davidoff Cigarettes on display.. and my heart jumped with happiness ( Read more... )

I also seem to have discovered a cure for my homosexuality ( Read more... )