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my_yoke_broke

12th Partridge [Action/Voice/Event]

Jul 29, 2011 02:16

[You know what's horrifying? Holograms. You know what's even worse? Being Ian during them. So when you hear the horrified shrieks in the plaza, it's probably just Ian being carried by a group of lumberjacks toward a GIANT WHIRRING WOODCHIPPER. Suffice to say, Mr. Kolansky is flailing above their heads in complete terror.]

PLEASE NO, NOT THE CHIPPER ( Read more... )

get out the pitchforks, get to da wood chippa!!, parents day = ian's world holiday ;;

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[Action] soreplaceable July 29 2011, 10:25:41 UTC

[Cowering behind his house, huh? Well, House 1 is a bit farther off from the rest of the village, so it probably made for a good hiding place. Not so good, however, that Ion couldn't see him from his bedroom window. With his bedroom having turned into a painfully familiar maze of sorts, the window was pretty much his only way of getting in and out quickly.]

[He was just about to swing one leg out the window when he spotted Ian just below the window sill.] ...Ian?

Re: [Action] my_yoke_broke July 29 2011, 21:22:04 UTC

[... Woah. So all of this really was dicking a lot of people over. How many times are you gonna wind up stuck somewhere, Ion. :|a]

U-uh, hey! Long time, no see!

[No sign of the soldiers again... yet. So he untenses a little.]

Funny way to leave your house.

[THAT WAS A JOKE, OKAY. HE TOLD A JOKE.]

[Action] soreplaceable July 31 2011, 08:47:43 UTC

[If past experiences are any indication, a lot.]

Yes, but it's much easier leaving this way than attempting to navigate through my room right now...

[And he was about to explain why, when he notices how ragged Ian looks.] Is everything all right?

Re: [Action] my_yoke_broke July 31 2011, 09:54:22 UTC

[Ha, surprisingly, he actually looks kind of exhausted.]

Just outrunning monsters and troublesome people. That sorta' thing.

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intangible_girl July 29 2011, 17:46:01 UTC

[Ingrid's very hesitant to ask, but eventually she replies to Ian's offer with:]

Instant-healing medicine?

my_yoke_broke July 29 2011, 21:23:16 UTC

Yeah-uh, well, it's not as instant as back home, but anyone with injuries like broken bones, cuts or anything like that can take it and heal back to normal within... ah, I think ten to twenty seconds? It's different for every wound and person...

intangible_girl July 29 2011, 21:28:17 UTC

[Very carefully:] Does it work on... diseases?

my_yoke_broke July 30 2011, 20:25:41 UTC

Ah... [He's quiet for a moment. Trust him, if he'd known anything about healing diseases, he would've broke his neck tenfold to get it to a lot more people; as it stands, though...] I'm afraid it only works for wounds, ma'am. Injuries.

[ action ] 1/2 touchofrogue July 29 2011, 22:35:16 UTC

[It's that idiot who works the shift after her being carried against his will...

...to a wood chipper.

Seriously?]

[ action ] touchofrogue July 29 2011, 22:36:54 UTC

[Rogue sighs. Steps out of the Item Shop.

And doesn't grab a weapon or take off a glove. These are just a bunch of muscled idiots. She won't need anything special to deal with them.]

Just save yourself the trouble an' drop him now.

Re: [ action ] my_yoke_broke July 30 2011, 20:27:41 UTC

[One or two of them focus on you, but the others aren't really catching the memo; they have a tree guy to toss into a whirring black vortex of bark-y murder, after all.]

RUN AWAY, MISS ROGUE!! SAVE YOURSELF!!

touchofrogue July 30 2011, 20:39:14 UTC

[Well, isn't that sweet. Rogue rolls her eyes and flips in, using the momentum to land a scissor kick to one goon's head - who vanishes - and sing (solar plexus, instep, nose, groin) her way past the second and arrive beside the four who are still carrying Ian.]

Y'all are seriously startin' to annoy me.

[She swings a punch at the goon closest to her.]

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crybabyofdeath July 30 2011, 04:47:49 UTC

[ And lo' while Ian is dangling above that pot of doom he will treated to the wonderfully delightful sound of machine gun fire. Of course he isn't killing the mob holograms mind you, just shooting them in the foot, coupled with some of the most ridiculous looking yet somehow practical zig-zag running maneuvers to break them up a little bit.

... does he even need to ask why you are above a boiling pot of water, mister person-that-he-doesn't-even-know-yet?]

my_yoke_broke July 30 2011, 20:30:03 UTC

[Nnnnooo, but could you hurry it up? He's zoning out from all the sweat and heat. Maybe trying to picture beautiful butterflies floating through a meadow or something. While on fire. Haaaa, okay, not helping at all.]

... Pear soup... No such thing...

I DON'T CARE IF THIS ICON DOESN'T MATCH I REGRET NOTHIIIIIING crybabyofdeath July 31 2011, 01:22:58 UTC

[Hey, rescuing you in only one tag ruins the pacing of the thread okay? But now that he's close enough he'll use one of those poor unfortunate holograms as a springboard for the most dramatic leaping rescue in the history of Luceti. Livio sparkled as he dashingly whisked Ian away from the pot of boiling doom and-- okay no. Why, he was so noble and perfect in his heroic rescue that he nearly tripped on himself when he landed which probably would have crushed Ian just a tad, but such is the price to pay for such a brave knight in shining armor.]

IT'S OKAY IT'S WORTH IT AAAAALL my_yoke_broke July 31 2011, 09:57:06 UTC

[/crushed]

Mmphfmph Mmmmr.

[what a hero]

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[Voice] pridefulfists July 30 2011, 05:27:30 UTC

Ah, are you okay, Ian?

Re: [Voice] my_yoke_broke July 30 2011, 20:30:58 UTC

Never been better! Just had a few run-ins with some particularly nasty brutes, but you know me, quick and witty! They didn't stand a chance at getting ol' Ian Kolansky! [buuuuullshit]

[Voice] pridefulfists July 30 2011, 21:39:52 UTC

Are you sure? I can help you.

Re: [Voice] my_yoke_broke July 31 2011, 09:57:55 UTC

Hey, don't forget who you're talkin' to! I'm super tough!

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