I curse you, erectile dysfunction!
Eek! I am so tired of getting Levitra and Viagra ads in my inbox. Being a user of the supposedly impenetrable spam fortress that is G-mail, I thought I was safe. Oh, but alas - I was wrong. So terribly wrong.
Getting spammed by this person calling themselves "Doctor B.J. Woody" (so credible - so trustworthy!) has become a quotidian experience for me... Not a day do I wake up without the headline "Make your self 10% larger - instantly!" glaring in my face. There's something about a spammer's tactic I just don't understand; Sure, sending out mass e-mails could get your product sold, but wouldn't sending messages out to your target consumer make more sense, y'know? I'm a young, innocent teenage girl who has never been kissed and most importantly, lacks the organs to properly utilize the product they're trying to sell me. C'mon, start sending less spam to me and more spam to desperate 40-something year old men, oh spammers!
Speaking of Viagra, I do so miss the old commercials. Levitra and Cialis always have a "sexy woman" rambling on about relationships and ardent burning flames of passion. Viagra's commercials were much more classic... and adventitiously funny.
"Hey Joe, did you get a haircut?"
"No."
"Hey Joe, lookin' good!"
Artful head nod from Joe.
"New outfit, Joe?"
"No."
"Hey Joe, you totally look more confident, alert and masculine now. What's your secret?!"
"Oh, nothing!" Joe winks. Joe takes Viagra. Yay!
Anyone else feel my pain? I know this entry was random, but getting this rant off of my chest makes me feel so much better. It's odd how I can reminisce on the weirdest things... like Viagra commercials. And how I never update with anything remotely interesting! Hehe.
Getting spammed by this person calling themselves "Doctor B.J. Woody" (so credible - so trustworthy!) has become a quotidian experience for me... Not a day do I wake up without the headline "Make your self 10% larger - instantly!" glaring in my face. There's something about a spammer's tactic I just don't understand; Sure, sending out mass e-mails could get your product sold, but wouldn't sending messages out to your target consumer make more sense, y'know? I'm a young, innocent teenage girl who has never been kissed and most importantly, lacks the organs to properly utilize the product they're trying to sell me. C'mon, start sending less spam to me and more spam to desperate 40-something year old men, oh spammers!
Speaking of Viagra, I do so miss the old commercials. Levitra and Cialis always have a "sexy woman" rambling on about relationships and ardent burning flames of passion. Viagra's commercials were much more classic... and adventitiously funny.
"Hey Joe, did you get a haircut?"
"No."
"Hey Joe, lookin' good!"
Artful head nod from Joe.
"New outfit, Joe?"
"No."
"Hey Joe, you totally look more confident, alert and masculine now. What's your secret?!"
"Oh, nothing!" Joe winks. Joe takes Viagra. Yay!
Anyone else feel my pain? I know this entry was random, but getting this rant off of my chest makes me feel so much better. It's odd how I can reminisce on the weirdest things... like Viagra commercials. And how I never update with anything remotely interesting! Hehe.