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this is what me and sam did in chem for 55 minutes:
Miss Susy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (ding, ding)
Miss Susy went to heaven
And the steamboat went to...
Hello, operator,
Please give me number 9
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from...
Behind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Susy sat upon it
And broke her little...
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping down their...
Flies are in the meadow
And bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark dark dark!
The dark is like the movies
The movie's like a show
The show is like the T.V.,
And that is all I know
I know, I know my mother
I know, I know my pa
I know, I know my sister
With the forty acre bra
Miss Susy had a baby
She named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub
To see if he could swim
He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn't go down his throat
He floated up the river
He floated down the lake
And now Miss Susy's baby
Has got a bellyache
Miss Susy called the doctor
The doctor called the nurse
The nurse called the lady
With the alligator purse
"Measles," said the doctor
"Mumps," said the nurse
"A virus," said the lady
With the alligator purse
"Penicillin," said the doctor
"Bed rest," said the nurse
"Pizza," said the lady
With the alligator purse
"He'll live," said the doctor
"He's all right," said the nurse
"I'm leaving," said the lady
With the alligator purse
"I don't want the doctor,
I don't want the nurse,
I want the lady
With the alligator purse"
Miss Susy gave me peaches,
And then she gave me pears,
And then she gave me fifty cents
And kicked me up the stairs
My mother was born in England,
My father was born in France,
And I was born in diapers
Because I didn't have any pants!
Miss Susy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (ding, ding)
Miss Susy went to heaven
And the steamboat went to...
Hello, operator,
Please give me number 9
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from...
Behind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Susy sat upon it
And broke her little...
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping down their...
Flies are in the meadow
And bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark dark dark!
The dark is like the movies
The movie's like a show
The show is like the T.V.,
And that is all I know
I know, I know my mother
I know, I know my pa
I know, I know my sister
With the forty acre bra
Miss Susy had a baby
She named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub
To see if he could swim
He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn't go down his throat
He floated up the river
He floated down the lake
And now Miss Susy's baby
Has got a bellyache
Miss Susy called the doctor
The doctor called the nurse
The nurse called the lady
With the alligator purse
"Measles," said the doctor
"Mumps," said the nurse
"A virus," said the lady
With the alligator purse
"Penicillin," said the doctor
"Bed rest," said the nurse
"Pizza," said the lady
With the alligator purse
"He'll live," said the doctor
"He's all right," said the nurse
"I'm leaving," said the lady
With the alligator purse
"I don't want the doctor,
I don't want the nurse,
I want the lady
With the alligator purse"
Miss Susy gave me peaches,
And then she gave me pears,
And then she gave me fifty cents
And kicked me up the stairs
My mother was born in England,
My father was born in France,
And I was born in diapers
Because I didn't have any pants!