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[myattorney]

RECAP!!!!

day 1: had the beautiful miss camille come pick my ass up from the airport. i had a busted hand from punching a BMW SUV for trying to hit me and being dick. "you stupid cunt, i should punch you in the face." need i have more reason to do what i did? i think not

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[anonymous]

You should have been here this weekend. It would have made things better...and not bloody awkward.

[myattorney]

you mean you don't like awkward silence .......................................................?.............................................................................?

[anonymous]

Shhhh! I'm being boring and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz....

[myattorney]

jeeeeez, derek, really. your bumpin hometown, late night partying, outrageous humor, fun loving nature is just putting me STRAIGHT to SLEEP! whyyyy can't new orleans be more like, D.C.??? YAWWWNNN!

[myattorney]

i thought she did? my boobs are small.

[myattorney]

No she didn't and your boobs are huge...really huge.