I have found my Olympics boyfriend.

[mybadhairlife]

He is Norwegian skip Thomas Ulsrud.

Sure he owns tanning salons, and seems to use his product too much, but I am mesmerized by the pants. (You know, The Pants!)

I think if I stare at his ass long enough, I will eventually be able to see a 3D image of a ship or something.

Oooh... and playing the roles of my cabana boy and pool boy will be

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[mybadhairlife]

Of course it's okay.

Besides, he's French and "He likes to fly aeroplanes" - he's totally into foxy older women such as yourself.

[grendelyn]

No, no, no ladies!!

This is an Olympic boyfriend.

And yes, when did they get so young??!

[mybadhairlife]

No, I stand by my man. He's a curler, which means he's totally into hanging in the pub drinking beer with me. Also, he's approaching age appropriate for an old broad such as m'self.

Not to mention: he makes those pants look good, and that takes SKILLZ!

[meedja]

My Olympic Boyfriend, even though they beat Team GB. I can't say yesterday or whenever because these crazy timezones have me all of a bother, but he's pretty.

I'm also trying not to add Michal Brezina to my boyfriends. Born in the mid 1980's is one thing, born in 1990 is officially OBSCENE.