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[myblackwand]

Today I realized why I cannot seriously ship anyone who appears in the Khaavren Romances, and decided to share this with the world.

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[tldr_words]

"My dear C_______, I believe that I am about to orgasm."

"How, orgasm?"

"Indeed, it is as I have said, and you have now repeated."

"Well, that is good, for I am about to perform similarly."

"I am glad to hear that, for you perceive, it implies a certain measure of mutual enjoyment of these activities."

"Oh, indeed! And here is the proof: I have moved beyond suspecting that I am about to orgasm, and am now in the throes of it."

"So you are! Well, then it would only be right for me to follow suit."

"I think I would enjoy that."

"Then here, I shall do so now."

[myblackwand]

...god, we should never be allowed to do these things.

By which I mean ilu.

[tldr_words]

w-well

Now I want an Aerich and a Pel just to attempt AUs in Parfeese

[myblackwand]

I fully endorse this product and/or service.

[oh_grossness]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I JUST READ but am definitely turned on.

[myblackwand]

YOU JUST READ DRAEGERAN PORN awesome, score a point for me.

[slivermetimbers]

bow chicka wow-woooow

[myblackwand]

Now imagine that as played by high-fantasy minstrels.

[withamachinegun]

.....that was amazing.

[myblackwand]

Thank you, thank you.

[spiteycat]

that most pleasant of activities, other than war, which two people might perform together.

jkdahsfl ♥ ♥ YOU ARE THE BEST EVER

I love your brain so much.

[myblackwand]

I thought you might enjoy that. ♥