je ne comprends pas ( Read more... )

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wtf.
so kelsey and i were stumbling drunkenly around last night and she brought up that she noticed that there was another user named drown_me_blue_2.
so i go to the site and it turns out this guy has an older journal titled drown_me_blue as well. so i left him a couple messages, cuz im just a little bit curious as to who this guy is....

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HAHA! everyones sick now... mines gone. that motherfuckin shit sucked so bad ( Read more... )

um i cant figure out how many days till my birthday cuz my sister confused me.
so yeah its june 17th.
and i'll be 21.

whoo-hoo...

i should have known it was too good to be true.

so my sister got this cute little white mouse to feed her snake, and all of us were sad to see it go that way. so she puts it in the cage, the snake dosen't eat it, so my mom thought it would be ok to put the little mouse in the cage with my rat ( Read more... )

here's a FUCK YOU to my phone charger or phone or whatever the problem is, how bout just fuck you to all you fucking service providers that rejected me.you can lick my sweaty balls. haha too much Work, but i really like it.
.i like my man.

come buy roses for your secretary, you fucks! (and your mom soon)
grant and oracle
erom & sesor

shit im sick of this fucking crap.
28 miNutes.
it's 5 o'clock
i wish it was 5 o'clock every day At dairy queen.
THen i'd be there, not late. you'd be there with that smile that makes me loose my breath.
shit
im such A fucking moron.
happy birthday everyone.
fuckin' christ

im goin to go beat my head against the wall some more.
DEAR KELSEY: you ( Read more... )

if i eat too many cheetos our pictures start to turn orange ( Read more... )