The Hansonic Polls Are Closed!
Two-way tie!!!
Congrats all around for yesdnil311 and bacchianrevelry!
I would have won, but I split my party by having two pictures. I'm like the Ralph Nader to myself... ... ...think about it.
Anyway, the prize for our winners:
To those who lost, my deepest sympathies. However, remember, there is a fine line between looking like a fag and looking like a really convincing drag queen.
As you've probably assumed, my life is on autopilot. Dustin, Zach, and Joseph [Yosep!!! Mo?] are home, but we haven't really been doing anything supra-spectacular.
I'm in the process of cleaning out my room. Two garbage bags full of shit. FULL!!! And these are goddamn Hefty bags. And I keep finding really odd things. Like Dining contracts from school, three-year old check stubs, a blue light bulb. Speaking of which, when I through aforementioned bulb into my trash bag, it hit a ceramic, Egyptian-inspired bowl (piece of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit) from my high school art class and shattered into a thousand tacky, indigo pieces. It was like I was reinacting the Broadway version of Die Hard in my room. By myself. Naked! Okay, I wasn't naked, but....I'm not really sure where I'm going with this.
Any. Who.
I'm headed up to Ind--"The Crossroads of America"--iana on Thursday for graduation, so get yourselves together, people!!! Even though, I was just there, let's pretend I wasn't and that you're all reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally excited to see me. Case closed.
~Huuuuuuuh? Damon