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I haven't posted in a long time. Since my last post, I have become half couch. -
Andrew W.K.
"Party makes me farty, I gotta take antacid so I can keep on party"
...This is a lyric in an actual song. -
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If you wear headphones for one hour, it increases bacteria in your ear 700 times. -
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Who is Pinktea89? -
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I am not the most powerful being in the world. I am an idiot. -
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Me bored. Someone entertain me please! For God's sake, I'm watching Lifetime! -
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It's still my birthday. And a Muslim holiday. Happy Eid to...oh wait, I don't have any muslim friends.
Well, Happy birthday to me! -
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Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday dear me-eee, Happy Birthday to me.
God, that sounds so depressing. -
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My fortune says; "Your dearest dream is coming true." Does that mean that I am going to wake up in a world where comic book heroes exist and realize that my shitty life was all just a dream? -
Foreigners are strange...
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