ill sell an organ to play mortal kombat right now. and not even an unimportant organ...youd be getting a lung or a liver and trust me i need those.

cant see it happening though, but god itd be mad.

Listen to your friend Billy Zane, hes a cool dude.

*dusts hands*

shelby. your reward is waiting for you.

mooha, mooha indeed

....

it happened. i got busted and its my own fault really but things couldnt have worked out better. this is officially the strangest day of my life and ive done some strange things but today ive had conversations that i never thought id be having. glad i did tho. man this is fucking weird and some of u will know what im talking aboout and thusly ( Read more... )

drinking is the devil. why the fuck do ppl do this to themselves?

ok, this is the hardest decision ive had to make in a long time but im not going to the crystal method. i want to go, oh god i want to go! but we all know that if i go its going to turn into an expensive crazed drug adventure which while being the ultimate fun, i cant afford. kat im sorry and if u wanna try and talk me intoit i encourage u but ( Read more... )

mmmm, kat i blame u for this knitting fest. ok, its only french knitting but its getting out of hand...in a good way. im using it as my quittting smoking therapy now, pretty colours and something to do with my hands = good. yes its true i quit again today 6.40pm. when i said it, steve said "i dont even know what that means anymore sally" and ( Read more... )

It always pleasing to find out you have paedophiles as neighbours. always. that cunt who was in the paper today for luring young boys into his home and giving them drugs and doing pagan rituals and sodomising them, yeh he lives 3 doors down ( Read more... )

23/06/04 3:36pm - sally officially quits smoking

oh my

Papa M cancelled.

:(