Life just kicked me in the ass. Hard ( Read more... )

Lauren's Twelve-Step Program to Writing Long Papers ( Read more... )

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right now, existing makes me want to melt into the floor, and my div iii makes me want to shoot myself in the face.

i'm tired of not being close to anyone anymore.

The lack of light and the cold this time of year depresses me, but not as much as the acronym for Seasonal Affective Disorder. A friend who may or may not read this invented a character named Gretchen-Gretchen who suffered from SAD and starred in a play that never happened. Ohhhh, I'll be your Gretchen-Gretchen, baby. All of you ( Read more... )

Dear Half.com,

It is very, very rude to charge a person three times for purchases on your site... Especially when it means that her bank account will subsequently be overdrawn.

Please go fuck yourself with something uncomfortable and die a miserable, lonely, death.

Love,
Lauren

Seriously. And furthermore, an eight year old boy smacked my bikini-clad ass with a full palm. When I turned to look at him with a raised eyebrow, he sputtered out "Sorry ( Read more... )

Bah ( Read more... )

Hooray! The mildly-degrading-summer-job-search is over ( Read more... )

If you have a cell phone, I will need your number again.

I finally got a straight answer. Here is the official information for auditions on May 28th ( Read more... )