It doesn't matter how smart, or kind, or thoughtful, or affectionate, you might be. You are not pulling the wool over my eyes. I have no delusions about you and I, even if you do have thee sexiest biceps I have ever seen and I want to molest you all the time ( Read more... )

I dreamed about staying up the street, and walking past your door.

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You can't... disarm me like that
Stop catching me by surprise, stop creeping up from behind
Don't render me speechless.

You empty me out.

I never used to carry a purse.

I can only imagine how crazy that must've looked.

A lot happened tonight for which I was mentally absent.

DUUMMMMMB WHOOORRRE.

"You should definitely wait before you do anything... you haven't done anything yet, have you?"
"Of course not. Though, brick-through-windshield had crossed my mind. Also, poop-on-face. And skin-cat-and-burn-in-effigy-on-lawn."
"Wrath goddess."
"It's a curse. Many wonderful ideas that will never come to fruition."

Thank you, God. You didn't bring back my man but you brought me something a whole lot better.

I had dreamt about you going and it left me in a cold sweat but hung around for the rest of my day ( Read more... )