The one thing worse than people driving cars while simultaneously talking into their mini chic mobile fliphones is people on the phone with bad steering on their bikes. I'm obviously referring to myself since I'm the only one of you who doesn't resolve that problem by learning to drive. You may still be traumatized by that time you ran over a ( Read more... )

I'm having an identity crisis because my new nickname is JJ. My first name used to be Big and now I have none at all.
Tell me what you think, bearing in mind that you can't harm a butterfly without troubling a star. And harming a butterfly is exactly what giving me a bad nickname is. That is all.

This is what I think about voting for candidates who don't represent your ideal platform but stand a better chance of winning...i.e. 'compromising your values' and 'settling for less'... I fully support it. Elected leaders should represent the popular will as far as it is possible and that means politics is all about compromise...not getting ( Read more... )

Well, this is my first shout-out from Smith, what's up ( Read more... )

*** as I channel the voice of that Hofstra girl who is in love with Hayl ( Read more... )

Much love to my homies in A-Town, see you in three weeks!!! <3<3<3

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Because They're Everywhere...

Wow, sometimes I think itd be cool to be a little boy... I walked out into my yard and saw the following: Two fires were burning randomly in the grass, David was standing knee-deep in the fountain pouring a pot of water on his head, Andrew was hacking down a sapling with an axe ("how else am I supposed to get a stick?") and the neighbor was ( Read more... )

"Dog," by Lawrence Ferlinghetti ( Read more... )

Kindergarten report card ( Read more... )