Baby watch '09!

[myeggo_ispreggo]

So, me and Leah looked in the Penny Saver for parents looking to adopt, and there was a surprising lack of druggies and carnies. There's this one couple, though, the Lorings. They're perfect. My dad took me to meet them today, after we had the whole "yeah, I'm pregnant - shit, no way" convo. Their lawyer is kinda creepy, but their actually kinda

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[vicodindose]

So you're popping one out are you?

[myeggo_ispreggo]

That's the plan. Unless you know, my vag is secretly malformed and they have to do a C-Section. Then it really isn't popping. More like...sliding out.

[8fingerswhiskey]

After having three kids, I can tell ya that morning sickness is only one of the many fun things you'll get. My wife was sick the entire first few months with my oldest.

Glad ya found some parents though. No carnies?

[myeggo_ispreggo]

Sounds like a hell of a ride!

No carnies. Or heroin addicts. Though I guess heroin addicts don't really put ads in the Penny Saver for kids. Just..go out in the night and steal them.

[8fingerswhiskey]

Yeah that, or end up having their drug dealers kid.

So you like the people you picked?

[myeggo_ispreggo]

Or that. God, we're just coming up with all kinds of happy endings, aren't we?

Yeah, they're awesome! Got a nice house out in like..the middle of Bum Fuck, Egypt, but they're nice people...

[h4ck3r_61rl]

I had no idea you could place an ad for a baby.

[myeggo_ispreggo]

Apparently. They were next to the ads for parakeets and used gym equipment and stuff.