Crack fic
The Madcap Antics of a Fangurl!
Dear PTB,
You might recall my recent play for confirmation of Sam and Jack. They need love! We fans need love! Please don't forget to hand out some love to Daniel and Vala while you're at it. Remember, too, Cam and Teal'c - seperatly please - their fans love them so much. I just know that you love us fans as much as you love the characters you created.
Forever Fan,
Everlovin'
That was how her summer went. She lived her life. Continued to watch her favorite show. And when the new Stargate SG-1 movie came out, all of her fangurl dreams came true!
The Stargate Atlantis season 5, however, had all of the wrong people being in love with each other. This required serious help. More letter to TPTB wouldn't work. For crying out loud, Kanaan was still around. Seriously, Teyla should never have hooked up with him to begin with! Everyone konws that Teyla should be with John. And the whole McKeller thing! Wow! That was just wrong from start to finish! Rodney belonged with Cadman! Whoelse could withstand all of that time in Rodney's head! And Jenn waws really in love wiht Ronon! And anybody could see that Ronon loved her back. As the season moved along, the whole relationship - Ronon and Jenn's just seemed to fall apart in favor of McKeller and Brainstorm???
Well as wonderfully as tptb had done with SG-1, they sucked! for Atlantis! Time to take the question of the ships to a higher power! But who? Well the week wore on and Everlovin was doing some Christmas preshopping shopping. She turned the corner and saw a looong line of children waiting to see Santa! Perfect! No, she didnt' believe in Santa, but rather the Spirit of Christmas.
Christmas was a time for miracles wasn't it? So she got in line. No, she wasn't going to sit on his lap - that's just wierd! She just had to say out loud what she wanted to work the Christmas miracle.
Anyways, it was finally her turn in line and she had her speech all ready. "Hi Santa!" she didn't want to disillusion some poor kid in line behind her. "I wanted to say that I believe in Christmas miracles and I'm a scifi fangurl." Santa rolled his eyes there. "So here's where I need the Christmas miracle. The powers that be- the writers and producers - of StargateAtlantis have completely screwed up all of the relationships on the show. I really believe it would take that miracle to get Ronon and Jenn together. John and Teyla, Rodney and Laura too. Because really, the powers that be can't handle relationships on this show. I just needed to say it so whoever works the miracles to know what the fans wanted."
Everlovin walked out of the store feeling positive. The Spirit of Christmas would prevail. She believed so much she wished on a star every night.
And sure enough. Two weeks later, Identity was aired giving the Ronon/Jenn shippers all sorts of wonderfully shippy moments.
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