(no subject)
Here's wishin' y'all a new year
filled with...
rewardin' surprises...
unbridled passion...
a whole lotta dancin...
'n whatever else jus' migh'
trip yer trigger...
'S long as ya don'
ferget tha' safe word,
"I think it was 'prizes'...?"
'n ya can
manage ta say it
if'n the need arises.
But...
don' ya get
so carried 'way
tha' ya migh' get yer self killed...
or ferget ta make sure
tha' yer buckaroo is participatin'
of his own free will...
And...
If'n yer real lucky,
ya migh' even find...
a love
worth fightin' fer
ya know...
the truest kind...
In other words,
may all yer
new year's dreams
come to pass...
fer each 'n every
one a you...
'n fer this here lass.
And now...
here's a big ol' P.S.
to all those secretly gay cowboys
who migh' not believe they're up to the task
Maybe,
2007 is the year
ta take off them masks...
'n start bein' true.
Yeah,
tha's the way, fella...
Now, you on the left...
how 'bout you?
Really... You can take it off.
It'll be okay...
There!
Ain't it a whole lot better
tha' way?
And,
don' ferget...
ta let all them girls down...
real easy-like,
Whoa there!
I said easy-like...
Cut tha' out, Mike!
'fore ya ride off inta
the sunset...
with tha' real special fella
who you've loved
ever since ya first met.
But...
no matter who
ya love...
or who ya migh'
be dreamin' of...
or even
if'n yer presently
a l'il unlucky
in pitchin' woo...
or maybe even
jus' a bit
unsure 'bout wha' ta do...
Y'all
have a real
happy new year
too!
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