Thoughts in the bathroom.

What the frick is that awful sound you make? Are you meowing or gargling or what? Make up your damn mind! I understand that cats make a few different sounds, but you try to fit them all into one breath, and it sounds like vomit passing through a 3rd-grader's hand-me-down flutaphone. Pick a sound and stick with that, but NOT at 4am, and NOT while ( Read more... )

What I'm looking to do is to help some poor dude who spent way too much money on a diamond ring, and then watched his life fall apart into a crushing pit of despair. Maybe you finally got rid of your evil ex-wife and you're looking to booze it up with some floozies. You’ll need a bunch of great booze to begin your new life of intoxication, and this ( Read more... )

and the children die ( Read more... )

As far a Democratic nominees I would list them as follows ( Read more... )

What is so artistic about taking pictures of someone at a garbage dump?

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Merry xmas to everyone. I will be in Tucson with my female next week...good times.

I wish you all a happy new year.

ALL of you.

The weather has been nice the past two days ( Read more... )