You have got to be kidding me!

[myfawnya]

Here is a tidbit from an article about a Turkey Help Line:

We got a call from a guy last year whose turkey wouldn't fit in his pan. He wrapped it in a towel and stomped on it until it did.

Someone should revoke his kitchen priveleges, foot + food = asswhoopin in my world.

Comments

[lac]

I saw that...I laughed my butt off.

[kittenkatt]

Except for the vino, baby ;)

[myfawnya]

True dat, but when it comes to alcohol you can put whatever body part you want in the mix.

[kittenkatt]

Your lips to god's ears.

Have I ever told you about the time I wandered into a viking camp and became the body shot altar? Man, but the parts of that I can almost remember are torrid. I think.

Lookit- two more weeks and we can split a bottle of champagne!

[myfawnya]

I would do a body shot off of you anytime babee!

Doh! I haven't talked to you about Yule yet have I? I am not going to be able to make it, life and everything has interferred :(

Meh... call me when you get a chance.

P.S. do you know the dates for Mardi Gras this year? I'm trying to get the days off as soon as possible.