Give me a freakin break buddy!

[myfawnya]

So I have this crazy ass redneck neighbor named Ed, he has Redneck Royal Rumbles on our Shared Front Lawn with his ex and her family over their son several times a week, he blasts his radio to the point that I can hear it at all points in my townhouse (even in rooms that don't share walls with the doors closed!), parties all the time, has a string

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[lac]

Unfortunately stupid people often don't get these things and he's apparently stupid. He has good taste, but he's a moron.

[myfawnya]

Well thank you for the ego boost :)

[anastasia2boo]

You are now the "ungettable-get"! Now that you have stated that he can't have you, he needs to "conquer" you.

Worse comes to worse, you can stuff a rolled up pair of socks in your underwear and invite him over, turn the lights down low, then watch his face as he finds the "surprise"........ be sure to get that on camera for the next McGroyne gathering you attend!

[myfawnya]

Okay, that was just the kind of laugh I needed. I love you Stasi :)

[snixen]

Because Men Love Bitches.

It's a great book and you are living proof it's true.

[myfawnya]

We should form some kind of Bitches Against Stupid Men Club, we could go around bashing dummies in the head or something fun like that :)

I agree with the turtle.

[nomadicmedic]

In fact.. get a life sized real textured looking"peice of equipment" and some tights and uhmmm..

Never mind.. I think your best bet is a tazer hon...
yes good taste.. but..

taz him any way.

[lillithowl]

Men like bee-otches. He now considers you a challenge, be warned.