Sometimes I Love This City. But Only Sometimes.

[myfriendepicac]

Girl: What are you drinking?
Chris: The Champane of Beers
Girl: Oh my God, I LOVE Champane!

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As I'm walking home from the studio i see a man who appears to be sleeping on a bus bench off in the distance. And as I get closer I notice he's staring at me and his pants are pitching a tent. I felt violated.

Comments

[ruinmyday]

miller high life?

[rebel_swede]

double haha! high life is the only life.

[hotass]

hahahahaha a bum pitching a tent!! sick!! i'd feel violated, too! hahahah i can't stop laughing...