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[mygodmyright]

Oi, where the bloody hell am I?

[ England sounds incredibly dazed and confused, which isn't too surprising. It's what most people sound like when they wake up hungover and totally lostI promised myself I'd stop after my fifth pint... and I swore I did. The night's a bit hazy after that point, but I wasn't tanked enough to lose myself this badly

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[libertyfuckyeah]

[libertyfuckyeah]

all is [voice] btw

[libertyfuckyeah]

Arth--

[libertyfuckyeah]

England!

1/3 oh you two.

[mygodmyright]

[ ... god which topic does he address first. ]

Why---

[mygodmyright]

Oi, you Danish bastard. That's not the sort of question you ask someone when they're lost, dazed, and confused.

And beyond the fact it's improper, the answer is entirely obvious, isn't it?

[cccpfuckyeah]

I leave quite the lasting impression, if everyone comes here and blames me first!

You flatter me too much, Англия!

[ooc: Англия = pronounced like 'Ahngleeya' = England, yay my fail Russian skills]

[mygodmyright]

[ so not in the mood to deal with crazy landwhales. & after a slight pause because god Russia. ]

It wasn't supposed to be a compliment.

[cccpfuckyeah]

[He ignores any sarcasm his way because seriously.]

Da, but it is! Very good one, too!

Though I would certainly not pick you as my first target if I even had missiles to spare, so do not flatter yourself too much.

[mygodmyright]

If you so much as wiggle a missile at me, Russia, I swear--

[ waiiit not a good idea ]

Let's not talk about who's targeting who. You don't even have any missiles here.

[voice]

[stopblamingme]

Ahh! Mr. England! You came back!

...are you okay?

[voice] only time I'll do it to you I promise ;;

[mygodmyright]

... I understand your excitement America, but there's no need to greet me twice.

[voice] /s-sob thats what everyone says

[stopblamingme]

[Audible sigh. There's a pause.]

No, Mr. England. It's me, Canada.

Have you been drinking?

[voice] 8) TRUST ME 1/2

[mygodmyright]

Oh, bugger.

Terribly sorry about that, Canada.

[littlestcrybaby]

M-mister England?

Y-YOU'RE BACK!

[mygodmyright]

That's not a good thing--

[ damnit who is this shakey little voice I hear ]

Right. It's definitely not a good thing.

[littlestcrybaby]

N-no it's not but...t-that- i-it means someone can keep m-mister America together...

[mygodmyright]

Has he done anything particularly stupid?