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Jul 03, 2010 20:53

[ the feed turns on, but all you can hear for a minute or two is the slight buzz of white noise. the person on the other end is obviously building up tension for a very important announcement! that, or they're at a loss for what to say. most likely the latter. ]

... I fucking love the 3rd. I honestly can't think of a day I enjoy more. Best ( Read more... )

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mygodmyright July 4 2010, 02:03:37 UTC
I'm feeling perfectly fine. Better than fine, actually. In fact, I feel so happy and chipper I could jump over the moon.

[ ... ] So there's no need to worry about me at all.

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mygodmyright July 4 2010, 02:11:14 UTC
It's nothing more than an expression; I couldn't jump over the moon even if I wanted to. I suppose I could if I enlisted the help of the Doctor or the Heart of Gold, but I'm sure they have better things to do than satisfy the whimsies of a very old country.

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[audio; English] dueling_hearts July 4 2010, 02:02:30 UTC
[GOD. THE BRITISH. IT MAKES NO SENSE.]

Something important is on the 3rd, too?

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[audio; English] mygodmyright July 4 2010, 02:04:40 UTC
There's nothing important about the third; it just happens to be the best day in a very stupid month.

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[audio; English] dueling_hearts July 4 2010, 02:06:59 UTC
Oh.

...How can a month be stupid?

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[audio; English] mygodmyright July 4 2010, 02:13:05 UTC
For one, it has a stupid name. It also has an incredibly stupid day that only certain idiots celebrate.

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[action forever] stopblamingme July 4 2010, 02:04:25 UTC
..of course, Mr. England.

Should I put a kettle on for some tea for you as well?

[He kind of sounds like Alfred the butler, if he were Canadian and spoke in a whisper.]

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[action forever] mygodmyright July 4 2010, 02:06:14 UTC
[ dude I saw Alfred in Zulu. IT WAS GREAT if slightly anachronistic. But England kind of peers out of his bed cocoon to stare at his bedroom door ]

If you're not busy, that would be lovely.

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[action forever] stopblamingme July 4 2010, 02:09:47 UTC
Of course I'm not busy. It's no trouble at all, eh?

[fffft awesome. And so he goes. Boiling water. So much fun. Kind of ignoring the desire to go HEY THE FIRST IS BETTER REMEMBER WHEN I POLITELY ASKED IF I CAN BE MY OWN NATION NOW AND YOU SAID YES KIND OF because that was his birthday and.. yeah.

Boiling water is so much fun, he'll tend to the peace lily in the meantime. Multitaskinggggg.]

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[action forever] mygodmyright July 4 2010, 02:16:45 UTC
[ CANADA ASKED, and that's the very important difference. England's usually a fan of 'stiff upper lip' and all that garbage but once in a while? he just wants to mope and not get arrested for mopery and an intent to creep. ]

I locked the door last night, didn't I?

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mygodmyright July 4 2010, 02:32:31 UTC
They're very dependable and hardy plants.

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mygodmyright July 4 2010, 03:43:33 UTC
They're incredibly masculine. Masculine enough to the point where they don't give a shite about the uneducated opinions of others.

They're quite like me, in that sense.

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libertyfuckyeah July 4 2010, 03:09:23 UTC
The 4th is better and so are marigolds!

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mygodmyright July 4 2010, 03:11:25 UTC
[ doing his damnedest to ignore America. although America will probably pick up heavy breathing and 'stupid prat stupid fucking twat' repeated over and over ]

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libertyfuckyeah July 4 2010, 04:03:07 UTC
England? Englandddd?

[ I bet America even breathes obnoxiously. ]

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mygodmyright July 4 2010, 04:05:02 UTC
Oh, America?

I didn't hear you there. You really ought to speak up once in a while.

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