audio; in which I make a foppish post

[mygodmyright]

... it seems I have misplaced my walking stick.

[ ... I can't think of a better way to say this! England has gone back in time to the Victorian Era, an age of sensibility, Pax Britannica, and frockcoats. In some weird warping of time and space, England vaguely remembers Discedo; he knows how to use his communicator and he remembers the setting

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[mygodmyright]

Altruism, a selfless concern for the welfare of others.

[ ... ]

I suppose in this case, altruism isn't the exact word I was looking for.

[mygodmyright]

It's impossible to say that without seeing it; it was awarded to veterans of the Afghan war, and it's quite precious to me.

[mini_mera]

Why the hell would I only want HALF a crown?

[mygodmyright]

You're not supposed to want the half crown; you're supposed to return my walking stick out of charity and good will.

1/2

[mini_mera]

... {wait for it...}

2/2

[mini_mera]

Pffffffft-DAHAHAHAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT! Who the hell would do such a stupid thing when you already said you'd pay!

What IDIOT thinks he can get something for free in the GRAY TERMINAL!?

[audio]

[dueling_hearts]

[Pharaoh sounds vaguely amused.]

First a dog is missing, and now... a walking stick.

There is a rather crafty thief among the chaos.

[audio]

[mygodmyright]

I prefer to think of it as misplaced, not stolen.

Someone stole a dog?

[audio]

[dueling_hearts]

Misplaced, then.

A dog was posted as missing earlier in the day.

[audio]

[mygodmyright]

If the lower class have sunken so low that they now steal pets, I pray for the future of my country.

[orz_mypaycheck]

A walking stick? I'll definitely keep an eye out for you, sir!

[mygodmyright]

I'm glad to see some of us kept our manners.

Thank you kindly, sir. If you need further description, please don't hesitate to ask.

[orz_mypaycheck]

Y-yes! [Mainly because Toku just fails. Otherwise you wouldn't get the 'sir'.]

What color is it? And does it make any noises like those rain stick things?

[mygodmyright]

A dark wood, nearly black, with silver filigree near the handle. It hides a blade of high tensile steel. It's quite unique; you'll have no troubles identifying it.

[ yes I stole that from Sherlock Holmes p_q ]

Audio; ...

[a_thousandyears]

[All of Asia is in chaos, I've been kidnapped by Japan, China is half dead and you're worried about your walking stick.]

... [Still not sure if he should be talking to you, but have an accidental audio from fiddling with the communicator too much.]

Audio; sob I am so behind

[mygodmyright]

... bloody telephone, it never works properly.

[ AND GIVING IT A FEW SLAPS. England's just a horrible dad who thinks he's a fop again & I am a horrible mun ]

Audio; It's okay, I just count everything towards England being a terrible father

[a_thousandyears]

It's working fine, England.

Audio; he loves all his colonies in his own, special way

[mygodmyright]

Hong Kong?

[ ... ] I knew it was working all along; I was only testing it to make sure it wouldn't give out in the middle of an important call.