Chapter 5:Proof of Joseph's son (RUN AWAAAAAY!)

[myhairpwnzstfu]

[LOCKED TO VYSE AND GOOD GUYS- LIKE WOAH]Yeah yeah, full powers yada yada yada- BUT THIS IS NOT GOOD

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[winged_rogue]

Whoah, wait, what? Slow down. So this Dio guy is a vampire and he's after your blood?

[myhairpwnzstfu]

Yeah. But he's not the typical vampire...

[winged_rogue]

What's he going to do now that he has his powers back? Is he going to start a murderous rampage and destroy everything in his path, or is he more calculative?

[myhairpwnzstfu]

He's calculative, smooth, subtle. But if I'm guessing right he may try to yoink my blood, and then freeze this place and try to leave.

[perfection_plus]

I could hide you!

[myhairpwnzstfu]

What can a ca-...wait, you talk. OK what can you do?

[perfection_plus]

Uh, uh! Well now I can fly again! And teleport! And breathe fire, and shock things, and swim, and make it rain, and make it sunny, and and make a giant rock, and hyper beam, and transform, and-- [She's just going to keep listing, but going on the fact MEw can learn any TM or HM in-game, she can pretty much do anything]

[myhairpwnzstfu]

....[l-lolz] Uh what can you do to hide me.

[earth_born_pig]

Vampires? Probably just some teenagers with bad clothes and a desire to make themselves look weirder than your hair.

[myhairpwnzstfu]

YOU DO NOT DISS MY HAIR, PIG FACE, OR ELSE I WILL PUMMEL YOU SO FAR INTO THE GROUND YOU'LL STRIKE OIL- GOT IT!?

[earth_born_pig]

Cerebus was there to help you, if you don't remember! Your hair is weird, no one else has hair like it, got it? So don't worry about those kids dressed in frilly clothes and all in black. They run when they see a sword drawn.

[myhairpwnzstfu]

SHUT. UP. MY HAIR IS AWESOME.

He almost killed me before. And he dresses in Yellow, not Black.

[myhairpwnzstfu]

Uh, yeah. Sorta'?