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[myheartstrings]

I got fired, not for one of the millions of reasons I should have gotten fired for, but for showing up 20 minutes late a month ago. They just decided to can me today. The hilarious thing is that my boss the cocksucker I've worked for over two years was too chicken shit to do it himself he had my brand new suppervisor (2nd week on the job) and

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[aiylyn]

Read the book "Fired! Tales of the Canned, Canceled, Downsized, and Dismissed"? A collection of celebrities talk about getting canned from early jobs. Supposedly pretty funny

[myheartstrings]

That sounds amazing

[igivesafuck]

sounds like how i got fired from there.

also sounds kinda like my job history except you do sweet shit when you quit/get fired. i usually just politely bow out instead of causing a shit storm

[myheartstrings]

Hahahaha yeah I have a bad habit of losing my temper over shit like that

[searchingfortod]

i've never been fired for any real job i've ever had. i just stop going after about 2 months.

[fordashortys]

agree with justin, i've never been fired, only quit. i've quit jobs after 1 day, a couple after a week or two, and one after a year and a half...never told anyone why or even called, just stopped going. it feels good.

[ilikeyersocks]

i really enjoyed reading this

[myheartstrings]

Glad to hear i put a smile on your face