1. Megan makes a delightful stripper pole. 2. Never play asshole with a Quinn. 3. Glass bowls do not go on the stove! 4. I black out way too much sometimes. 5. Mullets and dented cars are funny.
Well, first of all, for all who were wondering, my previous two entries were in reference to the fact that my mom and my sister are going to be gone for three weeks, and I therefore have a car for a while.
In other news, I think I might go a while without drinking, if only because I need some time to recuperate after this weekend.