Oh Snap.

[myjournalsgay]

I just made an awesome omlet... with a gaint bowl of chocolate milk... de-fucking-licious

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[bloodtrimedrose]

that sounds really gross..i made scrambled eggs...they were yummy. but no chocolate milk was involved

[morecreepier]

i know you're an alcoholic because you know how many pints are in a fifth and how many fifths are in a gallon but you don't know how many cups are in a quart or how many quarts are in a gallon, and so on.

4 quarts in a gallon....

[myjournalsgay]

I know you're an alcholic because, you're drunk right now... it doesn't really matter when you read this.