i've never seen this bumper sticker before. it made me laugh.


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man opens front door.

home depot delivery driver : "we're here with your new appliances!"

man : "new appliances?" *looks at wife*

wife : *presses play on tape recorder. husband's voice "honey, if i get these new golf clubs, you can get whatever you want."

man : *looks at delivery driver* *signs delivery ticket*

eheheh.

eisley! conan o'brien! august 31!! &dues&

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( anj and the parker at the kwik e mart )

i just bought this lunch bag. it's more than i'd normally shell out for a lunch bag but i LOVED it when i saw it. it's big but not huge and it will fit the ziploc plastic containers i usually use for lunch. i can't wait for it to arrive!


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i cannot WAIT to go here.


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( my dad had a heart attack on sunday morning. )

i kinda like the new avril lavigne song "girlfriend." why does it have to be so catchy?

i read people's lj and they have stuff going on with them that i don't know what to say. lately, people are breaking up and stuff and i feel so sad about it all. truly, i do. so i start typing something and it sounds so trite or corny or something so i don't respond at all ( Read more... )