Wishing

[myki]

As if by magic (or Disney animation) a genie appears. He may be a Djinn or pixie or deitific wishing troll or whatever but the point is he grants wishes

Comments

[arwel]

Super powers. I've always felt cheated by the lack of them.

[myki]

Gleefully rubbing his hands at your very unspecific wish, he gives you the superhuman ability to turn into spam at will. But sadly not the ability to turn back. Also you'll notice I was vague on who's will controlled the power. What superpowers do you want, specifically?

[arwel]

Hey! I'd have been more specific if I was with the Djinnn. Contracts and everything. Superman has it good.

[myki]

So you don’t want to be Spaman?

It has a certain ring to it. :-D

[dark_squirrel]

I'd wish for scallys/chavs to be turned into small lifeless and harmless pebbles.

[ash1977law]

Works OK until someone points at you and shouts "Chav!"
You need to pick something that you don't mind being turned into.

Mikeys wish!

[ash1977law]

*poof*
Nuclear War! Now you have no money, which is exactly how much you will need.

Re: Mikeys wish!

[myki]

At least I took you all with me :-)

Re: Mikeys wish!

[masati]

... And we will all go together when we go
What a comforting thought that is to know.
Universal bereavement, an inspiring achievement
Yes, we will all go together when we go...

Re: Mikeys wish!

[myki]

So you’re saying that if the bomb that gets to you, gets your friends and family too - there’ll be nobody left behind to grieve?

[renniek]

Kind of obvious at the moment for me - I'd like there to be a cure for multiple sclerosis that has no ill effects, is affordable to ordinary people and is available in sufficient quantities to treat everyone who has the disease

[renniek]

or on the comedy side, I'd like armour-cleaning monkeys that shit Brasso and keep my full plate beautifully clean, undamaged and rust-free between LRP events... and help me carry it around and load it into the car.

[ammos]

Can we go one stage futher and make it a cure for all neurological conditions with all the clauses you gave.

[batelf]

I read that as Genie, yadda, yadda, yadda, super-powers, yadda, yadda, irradiated Batman, yadda, yadda.

And my mind started to question why Mikey thinks you get super-powers from being bitten by a radioactive Batman.

Going to have to read things more carefully in future.

[ash1977law]

You'd have the proportional arse-kicking abilities of Batman (though without the training or gadgets).

[myki]

You sue him.

Then get a tetanus.