Master Cleanse

[mylifeonscreen]

So I've just completed the recommended 10 days of the Master Cleanse. For those that don't know, it consists of a quart of salt water for breakfast, lemonade, made from lemon juice, maple syrup, cayenne pepper and water during the day, and a herbal laxative tea at night. Nothing else. And yes, you shit like a crazy maniac. People say, 'Are you

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[aanya_suicide]

good luck with that! I dont think I could do that kind of cleanse...you are a stronger man than I...especially considering I am not a man. But you know what I mean.

[mylifeonscreen]

hey its not hard. i love to eat but i had very few problems.

[leightsy]

I can't believe you managed TEN DAYS of the cleanse!! How did you get past day two & three?? was it not SO HARD? I couldn't do it! do you remember when I tried? I just couldn't get past being so hungry.. even though everything I read said that it would go away after another 12 hours or so. uuugh. You are strong. (do you feel cleansed now?? was it so good to get all that shit out of your body?)

[mylifeonscreen]

it wasn't hard. i had a headache on day 3. fever on day 5. and then just a bit bored of not eating on my break for the rest of the time. BUT now thats its over I do feel cleansed but I also feel pretty void and empty in general. Kinda depressed.

[leightsy]

I honestly have no idea how you did it. I felt so so so bad on day three.. I don't even think I made it the whole day.

*love*

[mylifeonscreen]

if you feel like doing it again let me know and i'll help you.
i dont feel the youthful vitality i was promised, but i do feel a lot lighter and less podgy on the belly. next time im gonna do it till i know for sure its time to stop, probably about 15 days.
write me an update!

[trop_de_phan]

i have no discilipine

[mylifeonscreen]

i can imagine.

[one_song]

ha, my jaw is wired shut.

i'm on a forced liquid diet cleanse.

[mylifeonscreen]

make the lemonade. its so good and it fills you up.
when is your jaw gonna be ready for solids?