So that FUCKING song by Nickleback?

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH..... WHINE WHINE BITCH OMG HIGHSCHOOL IT WAS SO FUN HAHA GLAD I'M SO SMART NOW HERE LET ME WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT WITH SHITTY HARMONY AND STARE SERIOUSLY INTO THE CAMERA THE WHOLE TIME!!!!

Yeah, that one. Lovely untoward has alerted me to a parody - Lobster Claw.

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And is singing "My Humps".

Yes, I'm serious.

Why haven't you pushed play yet?


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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.  At the second house they presented him with a box of ( Read more... )

Good lord. Just, watch.


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I believe that the first person to sing me any of *NSYNC's slow sweet songs (i.e. This I Promise You) is the person I will marry.

And these are the things I daydream about.

I should not be anyone's financial advisor.

The spice girls will reunite.

"All five former members of the Girl Power phenomenon are said to be agreed in principle to a charity concert in London followed by a national tour..."

Once they all stop having babies, in any case.

Life.
Is.
Good.

More, later.

No more will this be a public journal.

Sorry guys, it had to happen eventually.

Fuck you, and your untouchable face...