VIDEO ARCHIVE INTERVIEW 1889 - JANSEN FRIEDH
Video Interview:
W-W-What is this? Hey...! hey! Yo! Big guy! Yeah I’m talkin’ to you! D-Don’t ignore me! H-Hey! I-I mean it! If you keep ignorin’ me like this I’m gonna’ bust out some real serious mojo...! This is not what I had in mind when I agreed to take on this job!
What?! T-T-They’re gonna’ show this thing after I die like some twisted living will?! Nobody said anything about dying, nope, no sir! No dying mentioned at.all! Are you telling me that there’s a strong chance I could actually die here?! C’mon quit giving me the silent treatment! I’m asking you a question!
....Damn everybody’s a pain in the ass, I didn’t stick my neck out for this kinda’ treatment y’know, the least you could do is talk to me instead of flashin’ those stupid cue cards!
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INTERVIEWEE HIGHLY UN-COOPERATIVE. >
Okay... I’m calm... I’m calm... nobody needs to resort to violence here ehehehehe.... damn I’m not getting paid enough for this... I’m tense... I’m waaay too tense... I’ve gotta’ lighten up...
...Y’know waving that stupid flash card around isn’t gonna’ make me answer the question. If this is a living will then I shouldn’t waste this valuable opportunity to express my undying love to the fairer sex, if I did then I’d have to turn in my man card. Oh my poor girls... it’s going to be such a long time before I can see any of you again...!
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INTERVIEWEE STILL UN-COOPERATIVE. >
H-H-Hey what are you-... OW!!! O.O
W-W-W-What are you doing?! That hurts y’know...! Ow geese... this guy’s a goddamn lunatic... I should have asked for more money... yup definitely should have asked for more money... now I’m stuck with a bunch of freaky lunatics who like to kick innocent people...
Ow...! Okay y’know what... violence doesn’t get you anywhere so... so cut that out. I mean it... don’t make me uhh... get tough. Yeah, think about that! Uh-huh.
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Man he’s at it again with those cards... this is not what I had in mind.... Okay so my name is Jansen Friedh, I’m twenty-four years old, single ;D and right this moment I’m seriously regretting agreeing to this whole thing. These guys are crazy, absolutely nuts, wacko! Y-Yeah... you kinda’ get the picture... right?
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Okay! This is great! We’re making progress! I’ve told you something about myself and you’ve not kicked me, we’re close to becoming real buddies now! Oooh I still have a bad feeling again... I’m so tense!
...right.
Me? Well I’m just a messenger really. Kinda’ like a middle man. People pay me to do the jobs that they don’t like that involve other people... never thought I’d wind up with a gig like this though.. whooo-boy! This is... really something... yeah... r-really something.
H-H-Hey-hey-hey! Don’t look at me like that! I’m useful! I’m really useful! I’m not just a pretty face and my magic is pretty good too... just uhh... don’t expect me to travel long distances or... fight anything really big and/or scary looking. ‘Kay?
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...Oh yeah, he’s gonna’ be fun to work with -_-;
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