A few Josiah Facts

[mymetalwings]

1 - Josiah is nearly immune to the sound of crying children
2 - Josiah often refers to his teeth as "naturally golden," preferable to a disgusting shade of yellow
3 - Josiah's chess game relies heavily on knights
4 - Josiah hates checkers
5 - Josiah hates zuchinni... a lot

Comments

[sonofsomnus]

You are my hero. I would that I had superpowers comparable to thine.

[mymetalwings]

I've eaten a lot of rotten zuchinni in my day...