Jared is here; drunk, etc. Now we drink, now we wait; damn your lusty legs, jared.

addendum

Sapporo + ELysian IPA god knows what extra booze awaits = UPDATE ( Read more... )

Yes, drinking, is the magic that updates livejourmals, is it not? In this case, given my primary goals and suchlike, this is truth, at least. Drunk and doggone lonesome as a Hank Williams song perhaps. So, one contemplates. Are we to waste our time drunk, or are we to treasure this very moment, the very escapism? jism? No, pardon that outburst. ( Read more... )

EVERY ENTRY SHALL BE EITHER:
WOrthless
DRUNK.
TO conclude; one shall be a person who speaks as someone who is not themself, that is to say, that one should never reference themself in an essay, and so it shall be followed suit at present. What amazing skills are show, what great literary devices of cleverness. So, we ponder.

GAAAHRRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRH LIVEJORNAL IS LONELY AND SO AM I. SUCH ARE WE, THE LIVING; I was around today and it was friendly and lonely and good. Goodbye.