I have joined the DDR weight loss program...Wanna fight about it?

By this time next year, I'll be in the Swimsuit Illistrated calender. I promise.

~ashley~

There was a lady picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do
these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

~ashley~

I'm in English right now, 5 minutes till class starts....where is my teacher?!?

~ashley~

Opening Credits: “Soul Meets Body” - Death Cab for Cutie ( Read more... )

Randomly pick 20 people that you know personally. Type them out first BEFORE reading any of the questions, and then answer the questions accordingly. DON'T CHEAT, IT RUINS IT!blahblah ( Read more... )

1. Sleep with or without clothes on?: depends on who I'm in bed with...but mostly with
2. Prefer black or blue pens?: black
3. Dress up on Halloween?: noooo
4. Like to travel?: oh yes, it's a favorite!
5. Like someone?: ew, boys are smelly!
6. Do they know?: maybe...
7. Who sleeps with you every night?: duckie
8. Think you're attractive?: meh
9. ( Read more... )

1.What stickers do you have on your car, if any ( Read more... )

I'm going to the fair!

yay

~ashley~

When Scott showed up at my house Friday afternoon, I was serenaded with an arrangement of pink and purple flowers and this silver and tourqouise ring that I showed him once. That was fun.
NO BLANKETS?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!!??!!?!??!?!!1111 $$$$$7.00 piece of crap lawn chairs?!??!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!!!111??!?! $$$$35.00 Coldplay tour shirts ( Read more... )

Well....Wednesday, September 14 was my birthday ( Read more... )